Investment advice

I have a few quid spare and have done some calculations based on the current state of affairs and thought I would share my learnings with everyone.

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If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95. If you had purchased £1000 of HBOS shares, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50 If you'd £1000 invested in XL Leisure, they would now be worth less than £5. If you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. Based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

*The price of Tennents lager can go up and down.